{"id":641,"date":"2014-02-09T11:22:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T15:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bakeramitchell.com\/?p=641"},"modified":"2014-02-09T11:22:03","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T15:22:03","slug":"grading-children-at-a-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/2014\/02\/09\/grading-children-at-a-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Grading Children at a Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Grading Children at a Play<br \/>\n<\/b>(with apologies to Robert Frost)<\/p>\n<p>Whose son this is I think I know,<br \/>\nHis mom is in the lockup, though.<br \/>\nShe will not see me judging here<br \/>\nTo watch her boy\u2019s skit win the show.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>My teacher\u2019s aide must think it queer<br \/>\nTo boost this scamp up from the rear<br \/>\nAhead of pets whose plays might make<br \/>\nThem winners at this grand premier.<\/p>\n<p>The aide gives her gradebook a shake<br \/>\nAs if to ask \u2018bout this mistake.<br \/>\nBut then the sounds that she should keep<br \/>\nWere clapping hands and seats that quake.<\/p>\n<p>This son\u2019s now saved, profound and deep,<br \/>\nBut I\u2019ve more dropouts still to reap<br \/>\nWith talents shown \u2013 no need to weep<br \/>\nWith talents shown \u2013 no need to weep.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grading Children at a Play (with apologies to Robert Frost) Whose son this is I think I know, His mom is in the lockup, though. She will not see me judging here To watch her boy\u2019s skit win the show.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education-k-12","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bakeramitchelljr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}